A lightweight, softly worn tee that speaks with dry humor. The black crew shirt reads “I HAVE NO EMOTIONS (JUST VIBES)” in clean, slightly vintage type with a tiny thumbs-up icon beneath — restrained, deadpan, and distinctly online. It sits close to the body without being tight, the ribbed collar keeps its shape, and the tubular knit gives a smooth, seam-free silhouette. Wear it layered under a flannel for late-night hangs, alone when you want your sarcasm to do the talking, or to defuse awkward small talk with a smile that says ‘I’m amused but detached.’ Ethically sourced ring-spun cotton and a tear-away label make it comfortable all day, while DTF/DTG printing keeps the design crisp wash after wash.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, classic silhouette - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Direct-to-garment/Direct-to-film printing for crisp, durable graphics - Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
