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Privacy Policy

This explains how forgedbliss.com collects, uses, and handles your personal information when you visit or buy from us. It's a privacy policy. You know the drill.

What We Collect

When you're here, we collect info about your device, how you use the site, and what's needed to process your order. If you contact support, we collect that too. "Personal Information" means anything that identifies you specifically.

Device Information

• What we grab: Browser version, IP address, time zone, cookies, what you look at, search terms, how you click around
• Why: So the site works properly and we can see what people actually use
• How: Automatically via cookies and tracking pixels when you're here
• Who we share with: Shopify (our platform) and our analytics tools

Order Information

• What we grab: Name, billing/shipping address, payment info, email, phone number
• Why: To send you your stuff, process payment, confirm orders, maybe email you about new products if you're into that
• How: You give it to us when you order
• Who we share with: Shopify, our payment processor, shipping companies

Customer Support Stuff

• What we grab: Whatever you tell us when you reach out
• Why: To help you
• Who we share with: Our support tools

Minors

This site isn't for kids under 18. If you're a parent who thinks your kid gave us their info, email us and we'll delete it.

Who We Share With

We share your info with service providers who help run this operation:

• Shopify powers the store (here's their privacy policy: https://www.shopify.com/legal/privacy)
• We'll share if legally required—subpoenas, warrants, that sort of thing

Targeted Ads

We use your info to show you ads we think you might not hate.

• Google Analytics helps us understand site usage (opt out here: https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout)
• We share info with advertising partners about what you buy and click on

You can opt out:

• Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=ads
• Google: https://www.google.com/settings/ads/anonymous
• More options: http://optout.aboutads.info/

How We Use Your Info

To sell you shirts, process payments, ship orders, and occasionally tell you about new stuff. The basics.

Your Rights (If You're in Europe)

If you're in the EEA under GDPR, you can:

• Access your data
• Port it elsewhere
• Ask us to correct, update, or delete it

Contact us below to exercise these rights. Your data gets processed in Ireland, then transferred to Canada/US for storage.

Your Rights (If You're in California)

If you're a California resident under CCPA, you have the right to know what we collect, port it, or ask us to delete it. Contact us below. You can designate someone to do this on your behalf.

Cookies

Cookies are small files downloaded to your device. We use them so you don't have to re-enter everything constantly and so we can see how people use the site.

Essential Cookies (make the store work):

• Shopping cart, checkout, customer login stuff

Analytics Cookies (tell us what's working):

• Shopify analytics, tracking preferences, landing pages

Most cookies stick around 30 minutes to 2 years. You can block them in your browser settings, but parts of the site might not work right.

Do Not Track

There's no industry standard for "Do Not Track" signals, so we don't alter our practices based on them. Sorry.

Changes

We might update this policy when practices change or for legal reasons. Because nothing is permanent.

Contact

Questions? Complaints? Email us at [email address] or write to:

PO BOX 172, HICO TX 76457, United States

Last updated: February 16, 2026

If you're not satisfied with our response, you can contact your local data protection authority.